Every single fucking activity, service and show, is constantly trying to sell me some shit I don’t need. Just a constant, continuous barrage of people and programs trying to sell me their garbage products. The more they push it, the more they keep nagging about it, the more I know what not to spend my money on. Notice how all the good stuff in life never needs advertising or promotions. Personally I’d love to see advertising for crack, prostitutes  and tattoos I immediately regret. Family Guy did a couple of those, but some of the best ones were from Ren and Stimpy, just so ridiculous but damn close to the real thing. Some of the worst is those freemium games, where they abuse the fact some of us are dumb enough to spend insane amounts of money on really stupid games. I personally lost several hundreds on some fucking online freemium shit game, and I feel retarded until this day. What’s really depressing is these leeches are making so much money from just terrible junk, and it requires zero thought and effort.

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