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Internet is for porn.
Don’t you miss the times where internet was only used for porn, pretending to be a hot chick on Napster and crappy computer animations? Maybe not, and don’t get me wrong, we all love social media and the amazing Youtubers and podcasters and all that hipster stuff I’m already too old for. But when the…
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Every day my mind is blown away.
So I’m watching the first episodes of Blue Planet 2 with Attenborough, and my mind is blown away. And I start to realise that this sensation of having my mind blown, is becoming a daily thing some how. Every day something we all take for granted, is being changed, is being accepted or becoming controversial.…
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Being unemployed in the 21st century!
So you’ve lost your job and you’re looking for work! Join the club dickhead, my advice: get used to being unemployed. Just do what you love and keep failing at it. I’ve gotten real good at masturbating, smoking weed and failing at computer games. Oh you have a talent? Well good for you, so do…